I think it's a bit presumptuous, if not blasphemous, to assume that Jesus has somehow endorsed certain vehicle segments and condemned others.
Heaven help us.
I almost fell out of my chair when I first heard about the Evangelical Environmental Network's (EEN) campaign: "What Would Jesus Drive?" If you haven't already read the details you can catch up at http://whatwouldjesusdrive.org, but if you'd rather not have that on your browser history I can give you the Cliff Notes.
The thrust of the campaign suggests that what we drive is a moral issue and that Jesus, if he were holding a valid drivers license, would probably choose an ecologically friendly vehicle that got …